Words of Wisdom - If Life is Revesed???

I came across a nice wordings of George Costanzza - "Words of Wisdom"...Here it s!!!

"The most unfair thing about life is the way it end. I mean life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death. What's that, a Bonus?!? I think the lifecycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you go live in an old age home. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then you start work, you get a gold watch on teh first day. You work forty years untill you are young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, and get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities. You become a little boy, you go back, you spend your last 9 months floating with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, then you finish off as an orgasm!! Amen..."